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Joke of the Day

"""Dad, I'm I want you to move back home rent free"" hi I want you to move back home rent free. I'm dad ""Ok thanks dad"" well shit"

"These generic frosted flakes are ooooooookay."

"What's a vampire cows worst fear? Steaks."

"Did you hear that Donald Trump's new hair will cause riots due to its connection to satanic rituals? If he confirms the change, they'll be hell toupee. I'll show myself out."

"What do you call a dog in the library? A hush puppy."

"I brought my girlfriend home to meet my family My wife freaked the fuck out"

"A magician was walking down the street... ... and then he turned into a store."

"Interviewer: ""So why should we hire you?"" Me: ""Cause I need a job very badly."" Interviewer: ""So?"" Me: ""And you have a vacancy. BINGO"""

"are oranges named orange because they're orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange shit idk"

"Dad says to me, you'd be a great fisherman Because you check the net all the time"