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Joke of the Day
"Which is better a stool or a box to stand on? You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder"
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"If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer ...oh wait, he does."
"What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend? Rip in peace"
"Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't."
"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? It was 2 tired..."
"Press 1 for English. Press 2 for spanish. Press 1 and 2 at the same time for the latest Pitbull song"
"What was the fat asian rapper's name? Too chinz"
"A Photon checks in at an airline front counter. Agent says... Sir, do you have any checked baggage?' Photon replies, 'No, I'm travelling light.'"
"People as ticklish as me shouldn't get pedicures. I've kicked this Asian in the face twice already."
"I don't even know how my dog can even think how I might fall for the notion someone else tore apart my shoe"