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Joke of the Day
"Which is better a stool or a box to stand on? You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder"
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"Which star do the dinosaurs like best? The one that keeps getting bigger"
"Hate being fat. Love eating food."
"If you woke up alone in the woods with your pants at your ankles and a condom in your ass, would you tell anyone? Wanna go camping?"
"Love is like a fart If you have to force it, it's probably shit."
"Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread? It's more fun to break wind"
"What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic? A seizure salad."
"Why did Vladimir fall off his bike? He was rushin"
"Do you know how to tell if a date rapist put a roofie in your drink? Wanna beer?"
"My least favorite branch of the military is the Girl Scouts, they can't fight for shit."