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Joke of the Day

"Recycler's remorse Crushing coca cola cans is soda pressing."

"What disorder will Spiderman get as he ages? Peter Parkinsons"

"""The iPad is a bigger version of the iPod touch.""Yep, and my dick is a bigger version of urs.Think about that while I go do big dick things."

"A man goes to the doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor says to him ""you need to stop masturbating."" The man asks ""why?"" The doctor replies ""because i'm trying to examine you."""

"*picks out all the marshmallows from your Lucky Charms* *replaces them with Flintstones vitamins* You looked a little sickly."

"Knock Knock Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom."

"Edited from my mistake earlier today: what do paedophiles and napalm have in common? They can both strip a Vietnamese orphan in under 30 seconds."

"""DIDN'T THE KIDS JUST HAVE A DAY OFF SCHOOL LAST MONTH!?!"" ~A parent's memoir."

"How does Avis feel to be #2? It Hertz"

"Climb mountains not so the world can see you, but so you can see the world."