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Joke of the Day
"What did the paper clip say to the magnet? I find you very attractive. "
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"What's black and white and red all over? A penguin with a rash."
"How do you get teh bee off the toilet? You piss it off."
"""I hate you but I'm not in hate with you."" - Murderer delicately explaining why he left a victim with only a light stabbing"
"Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'? Because they're full of Arab seamen....."
"What's long and hard and has cum in it? A cucumber "
"What is the opposite of prostitute? Constitute, of course"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black."
"Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon? Because there are no gaze in the military"
"There was an M&M in my spaghetti.. He was an M Pasta"