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Joke of the Day
"What did the paper clip say to the magnet? I find you very attractive. "
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"A termite walks into a bar... And asks, ""Is the bar tender here?"""
"I broke into a shoe store and tied the laces together on all the womens shoes. Bitches be trippin."
"What do men and public toilets have in common? All the good ones are taken, the rest are full of shit. *this is a response to an earlier joke comparing women to parking spots*"
"Hey Ray Rice... What do you tell a fiance with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice."
"When is a door not a door? When it's AJAR!"
"What did Mario say when he found out he got drunk and had sex with a green mushroom? ""Well, I fucked that one up."""
"I like to reinvent myself every year, last year I was a small Italian woman and the year before that a bear."
"Fight with Alarm Clock Had a fight with my alarm clock, i refused to wake up, things got voilent. Now its broken and i am awake don't know who won."
"Cat Joke just kitten."