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Joke of the Day

"*strips off clothes, stands on desolate highway holding sign saying ""Last Naked Guy For 75 Miles"""

"What's wrong with 5 Clinton supporters driving a Cadillac off of a cliff? The car holds 6. (It also works for Trump supporters- try it!)"

"Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times? I tried that with my dishwasher and she ended up pregnant."

"finally sold everything that reminded me of my ex. kinda nice, I got $20 for her clothes, $50 for her tv, and $100 for our kid"

"What do you call a bunch of gay guys in a bowl for breakfast? Queerios"

"Did you hear about the ghoul's favorite hotel? It had running rot and mould in every room."

"Have you heard the joke about the roof? No? Well, I guess it went over your head! I'll kill myself now."

"did you know if you throw a baby at a random group of people someone will always catch it so far"

"What's grey, has one leg, sits at the end of your bed and takes the piss out of you? A kidney dialysis machine."

"LASSIE: Arf! What's that girl? Timmy's in the old well? L: Arf arf He's dead? You sure? L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash"