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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bunch of gay guys in a bowl for breakfast? Queerios"
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"My wife is so weird She starts every conversation with *""were you even listening to me? ""*"
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two... just don't ask me how they got in there."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ? Bacon a cake for your birthday !"
"What's the difference between a gun and amnesia? Oh shoot, I forgot..."
"My wife told me she ""likes it rough."" So I replaced the toilet paper roll with a sandpaper roll. -how guys understand women"
"What rhymes with orange? No it doesn't."
"[ShowerThought] If George Bush had Affordable Healhcare Act Would it have been called Bushcare?"
"I just donated money to help create water reservoirs for families in need. It was money well spent!"
"What's a pirate's favorite digital image format? tARRRRRGa"