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Joke of the Day
"Q. What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? A. Finding half a worm."
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"Strippers won't tell you their real names for privacy, But they'll show you their buttholes for $5"
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"Employee: Everything I eat goes right through me. Me: Yup, that's how digestion works."
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"Knock Knock Knock knock Knock knock knock knock KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK Whitney, Hurry up in there I gotta take a shit!!!"
"how many How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? I'd tell you, but you probably wouldn't understand anyways."