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Joke of the Day

"I'm a suicide bomber with confidence issues, AMA! EDIT: Wow, this blew up!"

"Q: Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom? A: To keep the swelling down."

"What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date? Shore."

"[on intercom] Pilot: does anyone know how to land an airplane? asking for a friend, i swear"

"A prickle of porcupines A murder of crows A flamboyance of flamingos A twitter of depressed, alcoholic perverts A shrewdness of apes A parla"

"What do you feel when you accidentally run over and kill a group of geese crossing the road? Goosebumps"

"I broke up with my gym We were just not working out."

"What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland? 5 years."

"First cave man to 2nd cave man: ""I don't care what you say. We never had such unusual weather before they started using bows and arrows."""

"Body Glitter: For the girl who wants to leave a sparkling trail of daddy issues everywhere she goes"