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Joke of the Day

"I'm a suicide bomber with confidence issues, AMA! EDIT: Wow, this blew up!"

"What do they call deepthroating in Asia? They don't have a word for it."

"I happily dad joked my fiance While on her way to work, she texted me saying she only put deodorant on one side. To which I replied, ""At least you won't smell half bad!"""

"A Freddie Mercury Joke If you had sex with Freddie Mercury and got AIDS, would that be considered Mercury poisoning?"

"The secret of getting ahead is... not having a rib."

"What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the luncheon? The cold shoulder."

"Time for a limerick... On the first date with her new man, Keith Young Pamela let out a queef. He tried to ignore That she's surely a whore But at least her bjs had no teeth!"

"My friend threw a pebble at me for not giving him the video game he wanted for Christmas... I just said 'Let he who is without sims throw the first stone'."

"Don't exercise so you can live longer. Exercise so when you're about to die you can think, ""at least I don't have to exercise anymore""."

"Have you ever tried sex when camping? It's fucking intense..."