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"You know Stalin tried to invade Scandinavia But he just couldn't finnish"
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"Shout out to girls that have a relationship with prisoners. At least they always know where their man is at."
"What is Scooby Doo's favorite program language? Ruby Ruby Roo!"
"If you're ever cold go stand in a corner... ...and SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"
"I've been on my best behavior ever since the words ""you can be charged as an adult"" applied to me"
"How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything."
"If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson what song would you get? ""Beeflt!"""
"[NSFW] My favorite sex position is the JFK I splatter all over her, as she screams and tries to get out of the car."
"Oh, you don't like my Lego jokes? BLOCKED HAHA, get it?! *retires*"
"Girl at store thought CNN's Situation Room starred The Situation. No. Wolf Blitzer joins the cast of #jerseyshore next season."