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Joke of the Day

"Girl at store thought CNN's Situation Room starred The Situation. No. Wolf Blitzer joins the cast of #jerseyshore next season."

"canadians apologize a lot but i've never heard an apology for canadian bacon. just once i'd like a ""here's your ham. sorry."""

"Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him ""a promising Rookie""."

"*throws up gang signs* *never eats gang signs again*"

"I Asked My Wife If I Could Give Her a Chechnyan Yacht Its where I peel back her undies and stay insider her all day."

"I took a poop today that didn't flush... That shit was revolting."

"Did you hear about the dragon fan who played Skyrim? He was Dovah-keen"

"What do you say when comforting a grammar nazi? There...their...they're.."

"I'm a masochist. I downvote myself."

"Idea for a male strip club: Call it the Rock Hard Cafe... I think the rest is self explanatory."