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Joke of the Day

"A woman speaks to her Jewish son. *Kid is playing in a sandbox* >Mom: Come back here! It's rude to play with the bodies of our ancestors!"

"My grandmother said she would give birth to my mother when the time machine was invented. Apparently she lied."

"For me, bondage was life-changing... Turns out I have a major latex allergy"

"My mom keeps asking questions like 'When you gonna be famous?' I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'"

"What do you call a loud group of Cowboys? A Reckon-ing."

"A boy asks his mum why he was getting Christmas presents in August His mum replied ""Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy. """

"What do Hillbillies do for Halloween? Pump-Kin Yes, I've posted this before, but Halloween is upon us."

"Snapple's made from ""The Best Stuff on Earth."" Really? Heroin-laced Nutella?"

"(Watching Liar Liar) Wife: If you couldn't lie for 24 hrs, how much longer would we be married? Me: Until the end of this movie."

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a rubber band Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it!"