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Joke of the Day

"What is Scooby Doo's favorite program language? Ruby Ruby Roo!"

"If you play a Coldplay song backwards, you'll hear a lot of creepy, Satanic chanting in Latin But if you play a Coldplay song the normal way, you'll hear something much worse. A Coldplay song."

"What is a pigs favorite type of acrobatics? Porkour"

"Food trucks were invented by a guy who really loved fast food but hated how cheap it was & how he didn't have to stand in line forever."

"sometimes when I finish eating a bag of microwave popcorn I try to eat a couple unpopped kernels just to convince myself it's really over"

"A girl recently asked me which Beatles song describes her the best... I guess 'She's so heavy' wasn't the best choice."

"Why isn't a menu board at a coffee house called JavaScript?"

"Why didn't George RR Martin (GOT author) use Twitter? Because he killed all the 140 characters."

"How does a Bee get to work? He catches a buzz."

"[PHONE] ""TSA, How can I help you?"" Me: ""Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List?!"" Agent: ""Umm..."" Me: ""DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"""