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"Brother: Do you want to come over to see the new baby? Me: Does it have wifi?"
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"I have a joke thats more fucked up than it is funny. Why do guys slap girls butts? To make sure thier guts dont fall out. Sry"
"What did the number zero say to the number eight? Nice Belt"
"SAE used to be jokingly called Somebody Anybody Everybody I guess they wanted to make it clear that wasn't true."
"i went into the bar and ordered a Whiskey Osama... the batender asked ""what's that?"" i answered ""Two shots and a splash of water."""
"What did the Hungarian say to the annoying kid? ""You're nothing budapest!"""
"A guy wraps himself in plastic wrap, no clothes or anything and walks into a psychologists office. The first thing she says is, ""I can see your nuts."""
"How to emberass an acrchaeologist? How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from."
"""This is your Captain speaking..."" ""...if you look out of your window you will see a small yellow life raft floating in the sea. I am talking to you from there."""
"What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest? Ones a pant in the country the others a..."