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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail? He couldn't pay for Baal"

"What is Imperator Furiosa's least favorite type of ice cream? Rocky Road."

"My friend called me a pedophile today. I corrected him, told him I'm actually a hebephile. He said, ""you're just splitting hairs"" I said, ""now you see the difference""."

"What do people and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side"

"I read an actual newspaper today! For those of you who don't understand, a newspaper is like the Internet but made of paper."

"My mom said she is going Indiana. I said: That's gross mom I don't want to hear about your sex life."

"Where are the best leaders made? Flint, Michigan."

"The inventor of autocorrect has died... The inventor of autocorrect has died. I didn't even know he was I'll"

"[CIA] -We need you to kill the leader of Russia. ""I'll be Putin a bullet in his head. Carl Marx my words!"" -Alright! Who invited PunMan?!"