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Joke of the Day
"Why don't black people dream? The last black man to have a dream got shot."
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"When do you kick a midget in the nuts? When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice."
"In my spare time I help blind children. I mean the verb, not the adjective."
"Old Finnish Saying Do you know what's wrong with a Russian ass buzzer? It doesn't fit in your ass and it doesn't buzz."
"My girlfriend is a pornstar... She's going to be so pissed off when she finds out."
"What do you call a james bond film about a calculator? Casio royale"
"Kids are like farts... ...the only ones you can put up with are your own."
"How does a sea urchin search the internet? sea urchingine"
"I've started calling my penis ""Elbow"" Because it's hard, flexible, and it's rude to have it out on the table during dinner"
"My wife asked me what I wanted for my birthday. I told her I wanted to film a sex tape. I was surprised when she agreed but now it's awkward because she thought I meant with her."