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"Barack Obama 1,000,000 people showed up to his inauguration, only 14 missed work."
"[1st Day working at Hotel California] Guest: Id like 2 check out Me: Sure! Youre all set! G: Thanks! [Leaves] Boss: Can I see u in my office"
"How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram."
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"What if Harambe was shot by a time traveler trying to prevent Planet of the Apes"
"What did the hero say during the September 11 attacks? ""Allah akbar!"""
"My dog is attacking a tree. ""Bark, bark, bark , bark."""
"What did the fish say when it swam into the wall? Damn!"
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