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Joke of the Day

"Girls call me the Burgermeister Meisterburger... After they get with me, they throw away all their toys."

"What is long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name."

"Did you hear about the escaped gang of Jamaican stabbers? Poky mon. Gotta catch em all."

"Arnold Swarzeneggar pushup contest. Arnold Swarzeneggar challenged former President George W. Bush to a pushup contest, and the President accepted. Swarzeneggar did 910, But Bush did 911."

"My favourite Celine Dion song is the one where it's muted all the way through."

"If a bear tries to attack you in the woods, give it your bicycle. Maybe it's one of those circus bears, you never know."

"What do you call a cross between a turducken and a tofurkey? A turfucken."

"What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster? ""I'M BREADY TO DIE"""

"Every time Beyonce types out her name, she has to google ""Pokemon"" and then copy/paste the ""e""."

"If Rick Ross was Jamaican his slogan would be Bumbuh Rawss (Say it in a Jamaican accent)"