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Joke of the Day
"Math/music joke: What do you get when you subtract original blues from modern blues? Delta blues."
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"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? One snatches watches..."
"I wonder if any Disney managers ever start a meeting off with ""What kind of Mickey Mouse operation are we running around here?"""
"Did you hear about the Chinese man who was arrested for sodomizing a 9-year-old? His name was Yung Bu Ti."
"Why do dogs lick themselves? Because they can!"
"*hires sky writer* I K N O W Y O U A T E T H E L A S T F R U I T R O L L U P. I W A N T A D I V O R C E K A R E N."
"Yo momma's so old she has a separate entrance for black guys."
"I always close the door to the bathroom even if I'm home alone. What if someone broke in and saw me peeing? That would be so embarrassing"
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because the p is silent."
"What do you call a WWII battle that finished it's senior year at communism school? Leningrad"