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Joke of the Day
"What's Master P's favorite fruit? Uhh' banananaaaaaa"
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"When I was a kid 'friends with benefits' meant that kid had a nintendo."
"I came up with this when I was three years old. What do you call an egg that's scared? A chicken egg."
"Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them? Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls"
"What was the title of the soundtrack to 'The Inconvenient Truth'? Al Gore Rhythms"
"Did you hear about the overweight terrorist? His dying words were ""Allahu snack bar!"""
"I'm such a cougar magnet. And I'm not talking about middle aged women either, I'm talking about REAL FUCKING COUGARS!"
"What is the holdup on square fruit, scientists?"
"What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup? The plot thickens!"
"nba joke The cavaliers without lebron..."