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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Eric cartman and deez nuts? One is a dick from Southpark, the other parks south of my dick"

"they should stop calling it the ""Make-A-Wish Foundation"" and start calling it the ""No.... Make-Another-Wish Foundation"""

"I made a belt out of watches once... It was a complete waist of time."

"What's Wayne Static's relationship with drugs? [**I SEE IT!** ooooohh **I NEED IT!**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo#t=1m24s)"

"I just cut my mouth on a potato chip. People in third world countries are so lucky they don't have to worry about this happening to them."

"I just had Ebola cereal."

"what type of shoes do artists wear? sketchers"

"What is the best anti-joke you know? Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember."

"I wish life was more like hockey... Who doesn't want a horn to sound when their period ends?"

"Watching WWII documentaries, it's always so heart wrenching when Poland is invaded and London is bombed by the Alt-Right."