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Joke of the Day
"*Alcohol kills germs. *Vodka is alcohol. *Flu is germs. *Vodka kills the flu. *You're welcome!"
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"Back in my day, we didn't watch TV while we ate dinner. We actually talked to each other. It was awful."
"What does the Saudi Paralympics team consist of? thieves.."
"So I had sex with a condom for the first time It was good. But I still prefer doing it with girls."
"Clowns divorce. Custardy battle."
"A man bets his wife she can't tell him something that will make him happy and sad at the same time. ""You have the biggest penis out of all your friends"" replies the wife."
"Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show? There was a frog in her throat."
"Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past? It had a SPOILER on it."
"It's not gay if it's for a Klondike Bar."
"Hell is probably just thousands of tourists trying to take pictures of you walking a cat."