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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a corvette and a blowjob? Your mom never gave me a corvette."

"What did the upset horse use to row his boat? A saddle."

"Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher? It wasn't her job to educate people."

"did u hear about the crow that landed a job? he works in a caw center. he's winging it for now but it might take off"

"""Instagram announced they will allow users to see who viewed their profile..."" *wakes up in cold sweat*"

"No one understood my joke about the virus outbreak... I guess you had to be there to get it."

"Rene Descartes walks into a bar The bartender says would you like a beer? Descartes says ""I think not"" and promptly vanishes."

"Tip: If your parents are always criticizing you,,, ask them if the problem is bad genes or bad parenting."

"Why did the tomato blush when it saw the salad dressing? It was embarrassed."

"I'm going to Bangalore to open a second hand clothing store. And I'm gonna call it ""Who's Sari Now."""