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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a really quiet dog? A subwoofer."
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"If you take half from a half dollar what do you have? A dollar."
"The lifeguard yelled at me for peeing in the pool. I was so startled, I almost fell in."
"How many Tourette's suffers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Ass fucking cunt bitch just one cocksucker whore"
"What's the difference between fishing and dating? In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk."
"skippin the intro of a game and then realizin you have no idea what the objectives are just walking round aimlessly hoping something pops up"
"What is the Asian firefighter's favorite song? The Sound of Sirens"
"Even if God himself appeared & said ""Dude, I am real and you need to go to church today,"" I would still be like ""Yeah it's been a long week"""
"[I remove my bike helmet, but my toupee comes off with it] ""I'm sorry guys, is there something funny about safety?"""
"There's no use crying over spilt milk. Particularly skimmed milk. Skimmed milk is watery enough without you sobbing into it."