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Joke of the Day

"How many Tourette's suffers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Ass fucking cunt bitch just one cocksucker whore"

"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two. The trouble's getting them in there."

"This thread is literally cancer But just like cancer, it grows on you"

"What do Italians eat on Halloween? fettucine afraid-o"

"""Condoms, please."" ""Do you need a bag for that?"" ""No, she's not that ugly."""

"How do you you ask your male friend to shave your body? You don't."

"What do you call a Nun in a wheelchair Virgin Mobile Stolen from r/christianity"

"My son was twice as hungry as me. So I only ate a one Na fish sandwich."

"There are three kinds of women: the intelligent, the beautiful, and the majority."

"You know you've seen too many walking dead episodes when your hand gets stung by a bee and you start screaming for everyone to cut it off"