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Joke of the Day

"Me: Waitress, can I ask you something about the menu please Waitress [slaps my face]: The men I please, that's none of your business"

"How long does it take for a Somalian to shit? 9 months."

"If life give you melons... You're probably dyslexic."

"Get student loans so that you can go to college and get a job to pay off your student loans."

"My parents always told me that I'd get nowhere sitting on my ass all day. little do they know, I just had the greatest shit yesterday."

"Some bought Stevie Wonder a cheese grater for his birthday He said it was the most violent book he's ever read."

"Italian wedding invitation , 2 D wedding Rosa Mr ."

"Have you heard about the new Emo pizza? It cuts itself!"

"Why did we skip windows 9? Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry"

"did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans."