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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the new Emo pizza? It cuts itself!"

"I tape microwave popcorn to the ceiling cause it's cheaper than a smoke alarm."

"What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff."

"Any recommendations for a new chiropractor? Dr. Reece Etmabak."

"I'm less upset with Lance Armstrong lying about taking performance-enchancing drugs than I am at Oprah for lying about retiring."

"How much sex does a sister of the church get? Nun"

"Went out to dinner with a cannibal last night.. It cost me an arm and a leg"

"Today is my twenty-fifth wedding anniversary. Really? Yes I've been married twenty-five times!"

"What do Pizzas and parents have in common? .. if they are black, you have nothing to eat!"

"I'm just hoping Angelina Jolie hooks-up with Val Kilmer... the ""Vagelina"" headlines would be priceless!"