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Joke of the Day
"did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans."
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"The jury found me guilty. I asked the judge what the punishment would be, and he said: ""Well..."" Suspended sentence"
"I like my jokes like I like my sex life... ... quick and unsatisfying."
"Pay attention to your kids... Because one day he will stuff a sugar free gummy bear in your mouth that he rubbed on a cat."
"I've started to take the SJW movement seriously and have applied it to my parenting style It's why I'm ignoring all my 10-month olds privileged white male tears."
"So I wrote a Musical It was about a tragic coal mining operation ,unfortunately, the cave collapsed and the workers inside were killed. I decided to write it in A flat minor."
"They said I'd never overcome my addiction to Phil Collins. ♩ But take a look at me nooooow ♩"
"Ayy Loam Ayy loam I soiled myself!"
"I found a ten dollar bill on the ground once and thought, ""This is as good as it's ever going to get. Buy some relish."""
"My friend is so stupid she thought Alabama is a city. Don't worry, I informed her Alabama is the president."