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Joke of the Day
"did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans."
Next Joke
"She wanted to be friends with benefits, but I said no because she didn't offer dental."
"""I can try"" is a great response to invitations because you're not even committing to trying."
"I told my friend that she had one of the nastiest bodies I've ever seen I hope she doesn't hold it against me."
"My 16: ""How come when my friends come over you're suddenly the nicest mom in the world?"""
"I'm Black. So I can't be racist. But these suckers keep telling me that I am. ""Jake, you can't call yourself Black just because you went to jail once. That is racist"""
"Jared from Subway should be happy... ... He will have a life time supply of foot-longs where he's going."
"My dad only says I love you on special occasions like birthdays, holidays, and competency hearings."
"9am: Very busy day today, I need to focus & stay off the internet 1pm: did you know that Texas has the largest population of prairie dogs?"
"What did the spaceman see in his frying pan? An unidentified frying object."