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Joke of the Day

"Lifehack: dress your young children in the colors of the food you are serving them to avoid outfit changes."

"Two monkeys in a bath , the 1st monkey says ""oooooohh ooooohh aaahhhh aaahhhh "" and the second monkey says "" well put more cold in"" ."

"I was gonna go to the gym today... ... But it didn't work out."

"I love women, especially the radical feminist types because it is more fun to put them in their place."

"How'd the stomach know the food went bad It was a a gut feeling"

"Condoms 1272AD - Arab Muslims invent the first condoms using the lower intestine of goats. 1856AD - English farmers improve on the idea by first removing the intestine from the goat."

"[god creatig god] GOD: make him omnipotent & onmipresent ANGEL: ok... GOD: and also provide no evidence he exists ANGEL: ru sure GOD: trust me"

"I've got an Intracranial Embolism... ...at least, that's what my doctor told him when I mentioned that I had Bad Blood stuck in my head."

"What is it called when a chemist has a really great winter break? Litmus"

"I like jokes. Today Good joke is I am a Joke ."