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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a paraplegic with an incurable STD? Roll-aids."

"/r/jokes won't get this Original jokes"

"What did Hitler do wrong? He didn't finish."

"I complained to my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said ""Don't be ridiculous! Everyone hasn't met you yet"""

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster and a hooker with diarrhea? You shuck the oyster between fits."

"Why do old men prefer golf more than sex? The fewer the strokes the better you are at it ;)"

"Blowjobs after marriage... Is sad joke."

"Why did the Japanese man take a stick of butter and some oil to his garden? He wanted to see a butterfry"

"Taught a parrot to repeatedly say ""WHERE ARE YOUR GLOVES?"" and now I don't have to talk to my kids until Spring so that's pretty cool."

"Treadwell walked into a Biloxi stationery store and asked ""Have you got any invisible ink?"" ""Certainly sir"" said the owner. ""What color?"""