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Joke of the Day
"How do Eskimos make things stick together? Igloo"
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"How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb? No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens."
"My wife lost 200 lbs! I divorced her."
"What is the difference between a Pickpocket and a Peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches..."
"Germans cant cook sausages. They're just the wurst. (ill shot myself out.)"
"What's it called when you backtalk someone so hard they die? A sassination."
"My girlfriend told me to fuck her like a man So I stuck it in her ass and said ""yeah, you like that Steve?"""
"What do you call a Mexican dessert that won't sink? (Or) What do you call an effeminate Mexican custard? Flanboyant Muy terrible. I know."
"I Have Decided To Publish My Sex Journal in two volumes. Volume A: Thinking About It Volume B: Talking About It"
"Why are people leaving the Ukraine? I don't know but they sure are Russian."