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Joke of the Day
"What does a pedophile and a tortoise have in common? They both want to get there before the hare."
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"I trick people that I know Spanish by quoting fragments of Spanish songs I know, la bamba."
"Why can't you trust a person with two butts? Because they're bi-assed."
"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a can? Because his wife is dead."
"Wha do you call when a whale gets circumcised? A huge disappointment. Edit: give me a T!"
"""Do me a solid"" just sounds like you're asking someone to poop for you and that's kinda gross."
"Halo? more like..... GAYLO!!!!!!!"
"If you watch Jeopardy backwards... ... it becomes a show where people pay money to ask questions."
"Confucius say if someone call you idiot it better you keep quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt"
"If you are farther than me in candy crush I will automatically think you are smarter than me."