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Joke of the Day
"I don't want buns of steel. I want buns of cinnamon."
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"How many mods does it take to change a lightbulb? [deleted]"
"Sex is like ping pong. I suck at it."
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"Highlighter pens are the future... Mark my words"
"To be clear...putting your entire fist in your mouth should be a party trick saved for after Uncle Barry leaves"
"what should you never say to a bossy person planning the funeral of a loved one ""who died and put you in charge?"""
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