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"Highlighter pens are the future... Mark my words"
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"What's the best thing about Switzerland? I'm not sure... but the flag's a big plus."
"Thank you, true crime show, for saying that was a reenactment. I was pretty upset your camera person didn't stop that murder."
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? (2-part joke) *A no-eye-deer!* What do you call a kitten with no eyes? *Animal abuse.*"
"What do you call a West African cricketer? He Bowler"
"Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house."
"My parenting book would be just a series of ""Shhh"" with different lengths and punctuation for various occasions."
"The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!"
"I think the health care bill is unpopular because it lacks vampires."
"This joke is missing a climax Just like your girlfriend."