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Joke of the Day

"What did the incredibly racist country club owner reply to the Black guy who applied for membership? ""Come on right in! Every brother is welcome in my crib!"""

"What do people with two left feet wear? Flip flips"

"How many men does it take to open a beer? None, it should be open when she brings it to you."

"age 1: goo googa age 2: im a babada da age 3: thank god i can finally speak. listen, i've been observing u for 3 years now. what are u doing"

"If Yoda were to do a Chicken impression... If Yoda were to do a Chicken impression and say Cock-a-doodle-doo. Would he be asking someone to draw a penis?"

"I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one, He was Allone"

"Dear Hollywood, When you adapt a book into a movie here's a novel idea: try reading it first for a change. Assholes."

"My dad asked what I want for my birthday, I said 'I wanna watch'... so he let me! Let's hear YOUR favorite one liners! Cred to Rodney Dangerfield for that one."

"What's worse than a moron? A lessoff."

"What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch? Matt"