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Joke of the Day
"How many men does it take to open a beer? None, it should be open when she brings it to you."
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"Corporations big and small rejoice as taxes are lowered in St. Louis for businesses. Once again proving that famous saying; Missouri loves companies."
"I've finally stopped drinking for good. And I've started drinking for evil."
"The best thing about telepathy is...I know, right?"
"I put the U in murder"
"What do you call the cookbook of the dead? The Necrinom-nom-nomicon"
"When Arnold says the line ""I'll be back"" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Chuck Norris for help."
"Have you seen the movie Constipated? No? That's because it hasn't come out yet. Have you seen the movie Diarrhea? You can. It's still running."
"Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. Let's do it. Let's live in a homeless man's beard."
"My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She's fine. But the dog died."