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Joke of the Day
"How many men does it take to open a beer? None, it should be open when she brings it to you."
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"My wife says I can join your gang but I have to be home by 9."
"Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? A: Anything you want. He can't hear you."
"I bet every time Vanilla sets his razor down on the bathroom sink, he looks up in the mirror, rubs his newly smooth face & says ""Shaved Ice"""
"ITS A BOY"" I shouted ""A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY"". And with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel!"
"why do JEWS have big noses ? air is free"
"""I wish I could answer phone calls with my Walkman."" -Steve Jobs in the 80's"
"hello and welcome to Fantasy Football *Dumbledore passes ball to Frodo* *Gandalf intercepts football and eats it*"
"What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ? DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !"
"I tried to learn how to play the drums. but i'm just a beat off."