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Joke of the Day
"What do people with two left feet wear? Flip flips"
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"What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy? Decaffeinated."
"Did you know about the guy that invented tampons? He went from rags to riches"
"Teen girl in mirror ""I look like death!"" [Meanwhile in Hell] Death scoffs & flips his hair ""Yeah, as if"""
"Do you want some help using the Internet son? No thanks Dad I can muck it up all by myself."
"Why do people dislike going to the dentist? Because he is boring."
"Last night I was laying in bed, looking at the stars... And then I wondered, Where the fuck did my roof go?"
"Find a penny, pick it up. All day long you'll wtf, that thing is filthy. Wash your hands immediately."
"I could never cheat in a relationship... Because that would require two people to find me attractive."
"What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common? They both love to crack open a cold one."