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Joke of the Day
"When I was a child someone shot me with a flare gun and I've been absolutely fabulous ever since"
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"Jesus goes to a palm reader And she nailed it! Saw Gallagher last weekend and this had me in tears."
"What is the Arabic word for Priest? Infidel."
"Why do cannabis smokers call that tiny device that holds the butt of a cigarette a roach-clip? ...because ""pot holder"" was already taken."
"I'm not calling you a slut, But if you had a password for your vagina it would be ""1234"""
"Words I say when I sing along to Informer by Snow: Informer"
"How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart? You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!"
"2 guys walk into a bar 3rd one ducks."
"50 shades of grey After reading 50 Shades of Grey my wife asked me to tie her tightly to the bed. ""Now what?"" I asked. ""Hurt me!"" ""Ok. You have saggy tits"""
"Went into Dollar Store. Asked for a dollar. Cashier did not give me one. Suing company for false advertising."