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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when a person falls ill from watching too many BBC period dramas? Downton Syndrome"

"A ladies magazine told me to compliment my wifes booty. So I told her I was glad it wasn't hairy. I need a place to stay"

"If people from Poland are called ""Poles""... ...why aren't people from Holland called ""Holes""?"

"To the guy in a wheelchair that stole my phone You can hide but you can't run"

"Q: What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are? A: Play ball."

"ATTENTION : All position for stupid people in my life ,have been filled ,no more applicants need apply. Thank You !"

"The great English actor Colin Firth walks into a bar. Who walks in after him? Colin Thecond"

"I plan to watch some movie with girlfriend this evening. Can somebody recommend a girlfriend?"

"I feel pretty smart until I realize the wild ducks I'm surprised by on my neighbor's lawn are metal lawn ornaments he's had for 5 years."

"This Post just says it all! It all."