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Joke of the Day
"Why do Apples new headphones look like tampons? Because they're made exclusively for cunts."
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"There are so many news articles about gametes nowadays... I guess that goes to prove that sex cells."
"It doesn't matter how windy it is or how fast you run, dogs make terrible kites."
"What has 10 legs 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard"
"Don't ever debate with an absurdist... because you will always chair apple man with hands for eyes."
"Walking by the lingerie section Youngest: Why do they make the underwear so fancy? No one is ever going to see it anyway. Me: Uh huh."
"What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico? The Juan percent."
"Four men are in a boat trying to smoke some cigarettes, but they don't have a lighter. One man throws a cigarette over board and now the whole boat is a cigarette lighter."
"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish women can't resist anything 25% off"
"How do you keep water warn in the winter? Have it wear an aqua-fur."