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Joke of the Day

"Why do Apples new headphones look like tampons? Because they're made exclusively for cunts."

"My books fell on my head last night.... I only have my shelf to blame. :("

"There's 3 things I hate about r/jokes people who think they know the punchline and misleading titles."

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm God When did this start ? Well first I created the sun then the earth"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T LIST THOR AS AN EMERGENCY BACKUP?!?!"

"Redheaded guys know they can just dye their hair, right? They don't have to live like that."

"Why did Steve fall off the swing? Because he was a potato!"

"""I'm not really a big dog person."" - lying werewolf"

"What is the difference between your wife and your job? Your job still sucks."

"I masturbated to Princess Leia the other day It was a hand solo."