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Joke of the Day
"I punched Dwayne Johnson in the butt... I guess I hit rock bottom **ba-dum-tss**"
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"Republicans & Democrats are like divorced parents who care more about getting the kids to hate the other one than they are their well-being."
"Its terrible how so few black people get nominated for an Oscar It's so sad they're not as talented as white people."
"In bio practical: Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it's legs only? Sardar:I don't know. Examiner:You failed, what's your name? Sardar:See my legs & tell my name"
"Tell 'em how it 'tis, not how it 'twas: Edition 2. The joke used to be ""If ya lick 'er, it's quicker"". Now it's: ""If y'ignore 'er, ya score 'er."""
"Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children? Because he only comes once a year and it is always down the chimney."
"What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car? Dual air bags."
"*job interview* Why do you want to be a psychiatrist? *pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people"
"Do you sell bloodpants? ""Nope"" Shitpants? ""Nope"" Droolpants? ""Nope"" Sweatpants? ""Right this way..."""
"I saw a man 3 foot 3 outside my house looking for my utilities readings Turns out he was the metre man"