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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a native american cook a sioux chef"

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? He's black, so should be pretty easy to spot against the white background"

"Officer: Soldier do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure buddy. Officer: That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again. Soldier do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: No SIR!"

"I would like to tell you a remarkably sophisticated joke........... What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, because they were both stuck up cunts."

"Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin, it tastes the same but you know it ain't quite right."

"My then 7 yo son came up with this one. Warning: NSFL (I think. This is /r/Jokes, so...) Knock knock *Who's there?* Ala *Ala who?* Ala oo akbar!!! Bkhkhkhhhhhhhh!!! (explosion sound) :P"

"If the CIA has my house bugged they've heard several impromptu songs about my dog being a good boy."

"How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine? Only one if you run him through slowly!"

"Why are horses no fun? Because they are neigh-sayers"

"Pharmacist: Don't take this while driving and make sure you eat- *crushes pill and snorts off the counter* ""Ok"""