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Joke of the Day
"Careful what you wish for!"
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"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Too many cheetahs."
"Lifehack: If whenever someone asks your opinion on something you say, ""Now thats-a spicy meatball!"" people will learn not to ask you things."
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"So I hear they're building a new Cloud City... In orLANDO Florida."
"I smiled and waved at my neighbour so I bet the first thing she'll do today is buy bedroom curtains."
"Why won't the pimp date any of his girls? Because he doesn't want to get involved with a cockworker."
"What type of curry sets fire to the rain? A-Dhal"
"I went to a dance. First they played 'Jump', so I jumped. Then they played 'The Twist', so I twisted. Then they played 'Come On Eileen', so I got kicked out."