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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between feminists and Nazis? One group has a purpose and lots of support and the other is full of nagging women."

"I was kicked out of the military because I got gonorrhea It was a dishonorable discharge"

"I had to put my dog down today. My arms were getting tired."

"Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom."

"Dating is a lot like parking All the good ones are taken. The rest take a bunch of effort or are handicapped."

"How to be cool: A) Use the cool sunglasses emoticon B)"

"There's no excuse for laziness.. but if you find one, let me know."

"Two animals taking a test were caught copying off each other... When one accuses the other... ""He's the CHEETAH!"" ""What? You're LION!"""

"At the end of camp Julie won the prize for neatest trunk. Her mother was amazed. 'How did your trunk get so neat?' she asked her messy daughter. 'It was easy' said Julie. 'I just never unpacked!'"

"My Friend Told Me His Girlfriend Talks a lot in Her Sleep.. ..Apparently ""I Know"" wasn't the right answer."