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Joke of the Day

"Being a single man has to be depressing when you think that even a guy like Hitler had a girlfriend."

"What happened to the runny nose... it tripped and fell. Now it's all boogered up."

"People say size doesn't matter... But I'd like her better if she didn't have a dick at all."

"Selling a french WW2 rifle Never fired, only dropped once."

"What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung? a Guardian of the Galaxy"

"Did I ever tell you about how I escaped from Iraq? Iran"

"How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house? When the big hand touches the little hand"

"How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb? None. cmon , they'd much rather be kept in the dark."

"Q: Where does a General keep his armies? A: In his sleevies."

"I wonder if people with eye patches thought it was all fun and games."