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Joke of the Day

"I got kicked out of the hardware store today... It's my dad's fault. He told me to buy a black and deck her."

"I met a hot chick That girl was on fire."

"What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? The Wall was their last big hit. (ripped off a dark jokes thread a while back)"

"What did the pirate say when he turned 80 Aye matey."

"What's the difference between a large chested lobster and a dirty bus stop? One's a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station."

"Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?"

"Waiter: How did you find your steak sir? Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!"

"What do old people often do? Die"

"A dyslexic man... Walks into a bra."

"What do you do if your lawnmower stops working? Deport him back to Mexico"