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Joke of the Day

"Waiter: How did you find your steak sir? Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!"

"I should probably never be a mom considering I'd rather drop a baby in a puddle than my iPhone"

"You're telling me, a chicken fried this rice"

"My iPhone just autocorrected the word nigga to NIGGA, like whoa iPhone. You can't just go around yelling the N word. Jesus."

"Heard this gem in the video game L.A. Noire. Three blondes walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have saw it."

"What is the only animal in the world that can't get hogh A fish"

"Guy at the cake shop: So is this for a friend? Me: No, it's for me. Apparently it's weird that I've had 9 birthdays this year."

"I gave my sister away at her wedding. I stood up & shouted ""SHE USED TO BE A MAN!"""

"I watched a documentary on strokes It was a bit one sided"

"What are three signs old age? 1. Becoming forgetful"