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Joke of the Day
"How do you keep someone in suspense?"
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"A priest and a rabbi are walking and spot a little boy The priest says, ""let's fuck him."" The rabbi says, ""out of what?"""
"I've been arrested for robbing a bank dressed as a frog. It's the first time I've ever kermitted a crime."
"Reddit's search function"
"I'm just a boy, standing in front of a printer wondering if he forgot to press something."
"The days of good grammar has went."
"Why did vegan cross the road? Because chicken came to his side."
"What do you call cows that are best friends? Brovines."
"imagine if your fridge did what you do everyday,every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5minutes then leaves"
"An A-TEAM reboot would just be one two-minute episode where the NSA triangulates their location and they all get blown up in a drone strike."