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Joke of the Day

"Why did vegan cross the road? Because chicken came to his side."

"I just ate a breakfast of champions. There's. Blood. EVERYWHERE."

"Why is it easy for chicks to talk ? Because talk is cheep !"

"I'm bored Think I will go to the mall, find a great parking spot and sit in my car with my reverse lights on."

"I'm coaching my son's soccer team because it's important that he knows I'll swear at other kids, too."

"you're her boyfriend?! That's cool! I'm her manfriend!"

"Researchers just found a cure for cancer. Unfortunately, it's Ebola."

"Wife said since she got bangs she misses her eyebrows. I told her to think of her bangs as one big eyebrow. I shouldn't talk anymore."

"Yeah baby, I'm the lead singer in a band. Well, more of a backing singer. More of a Drummer. Triangle player..Roadie. I Saw a band once."

"What does a dentist do in his free time? Shoot lions."