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Joke of the Day
"I rear-ended a guy on the way to work today Rectum."
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"My Wife and I made love today for the first time in weeks. (X-POST from r/shortscarystories) I put her back in the freezer afterwards."
"I fucked an Asian in an elevator. It was Wong on so many levels."
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"There was an old man from Peru... whose limericks all end on line two."
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"I had a one-night-stand with a Bernie supporter. I know because I can feel the bern."
"Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them!"
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