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Joke of the Day
"There was an old man from Peru... whose limericks all end on line two."
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"""Enjoying your day off?"" - what Jewish people say to each other on Christmas."
"Hey Jerry Sandusky! What's the best thing about sex with twenty nine year olds? There's twenty of them!"
"Me: I'm ghosting him. Her: You stopped talking to him? Me: No, I'm showing up when he least expects it and scaring the shit out of him."
"I love Reddit You guys are great."
"Why did the Amish woman get pregnant? Because she was seeing too many Mennonite."
"Apparently Trump is a neo-Marxist He wants to seize the means of reproduction."
"I don't mind going to work. It's that eight-hour wait to go home that bugs me."
"An elephant steps on an ant hill and one ant climbs up to the elephant's neck; the rest of the colony screams: STRANGLE HIM ROLUNT!!!"
"How do mermaids give birth? Via Sea-Section"